A Colourful Life of Colourful People

Saturday, June 24, 2006

totally worn out. yesterday was trying to chiong the ananda blogskin which came out as bullshit and slept at 3am and woke at 6.45 for CIP@botanic gardens in collaboration with salvation army:the haven [orpahanage]. in short it's just bringing the kids out to have some fun.or maybe to torture ourselves since we're such masochists.

i only have one word to describe the kids--"traumatising"

In the first place i wasn't in charge or any kids. but they got so out of control everyone had to hold a kid's hand. they were so wild and they ran everywhere so while i was running after one i slipped and got my pants all muddy.

then they fight. like. tough to stop even when i beg them to hit me instead. gotta totally hug them and stop them from moving.

and extremely vulgar.they shout[or perhaps scream] vulgarities across the entire open area like--YOU F***ING B****!! F*** OFF!! F*** YOU! KNN! CCB! [and the list goes on and on]

and i had a hard time trying to get them to play dog and bone but it turned out fine cos i was shouting my head off and they calmed down after laughing at me zao xia. maybe i can use this for monster kids at camp too.[hopefully i won't meet any la] who knows it can be a good tactic for crowd control when i get very very despo.

and i did something so lame. i piggy backed this cute kid called zhiwei and he was tugging on my necklace so i told him: don't pull, later break
him: then?
me: if it breaks i'll be very sad and i'll drop you onto the floor and you'll die
and right after that he listened to me and stopped pulling my necklace. i can't believe this could work.quoted from jh: "the best death threat ive ever heard"
what a hopelessly lame threat that actually worked.

but i thought today with the kids was fun. despite being so traumatising they're just so irrestibly cute! nice experience la actually. kids have weird way of thinking but they're easy to convince or in a more straightforward term, more easy to bluff. wahaha.

so i left for sbm. didn't know which way was it to the nearest bus stop which was in front of gleneagles. so i figured gleneagles was at a main road. i stood at the pavement staring at which direction would most cars go in 'cos i thought that most cars would be heading to the main road than the private housing area which was so ulu without any bus stops or anything. so i took the gamble and walked towards the right where most vehicles were heading. walked for 20mins and i saw gleneagles. gosh i was so so so happy. after that took the bus supposedly to dhoby ghaut but i mistook forum for plaza singapura and alighted a few stops earlier so ended up taking the train from orchard.

then in sbm. was one hour late but bertina and i were teasing the hell out of zhenglin. hahaha. then left slightly earlier with bertina to do maths homework at mac. then was concentrating a lot while doing the work then i heard something slam against the window panel. really loud. then saw victor teo and another person. forgot who. lol. then they slammed themselves (rather, faces) into the glass panel. got a shock. lol. quoted from bertina: KIASINANG.COM

then went to see some guys play soccer for a tiny while before going off. i shan't mention who's bad lar. but it's pretty much CMI.

then went home with bert and jianhao, her classmate. the door of the train closed and there was a woman behind him trying to get past. guess what he told the lady?

"THE TRAIN DOOR CLOSE ALREADY"
bertina and i: *stare and blink* aiyo, she's alighting at the next stop la. think people want to get out wait until door close le then say excuse me meh?

lol. weird people without cow sense DO exist in this world. wahaha. kidding.

im losing my sanity already. most probably due to lack of sleep. i'm currently gloating over the fact that someone has been having a stomachache since aftenoon. wahaha. *okay, i OUGHT TO be having compassion at this moment but the sadistic nature within me simply eats the compassion up. the sadistic nature is something with a VERY special diet indeed!

WOOHOO! the ananda shirt design is finally done! PLEASE DO NOT REMIND ME OF THE BLOGSKIN!

I had a real good time @ 10:35 PM
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